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whatsupinvertebrother replied to your post: Oh MaN, i’M jUsT rOlLiNg In SpIdErGiRlS tOnIgHt. WaTcHa DoInG, gIrLiE gIrL? ;o)

AbOuT tHe SaMe. JuSt CoMiN’ dOwN aNd ThInKiN’ nOwS aBoUt ThE tImE tO bE gEtTiN’ mE aNoThEr PiE. Or MaYbE a JoInT; tHoSe HuMaNs Do MaKe SoMe MoThErFuCkIn FiNe PsYcHoAcTiVeS.

I don’t understand how you can eat those pies!!!!!!!!
Just thinking about it makes me sick.
Especially since you can get human drugs now.
How can you still have a slime ha8it when you can smoke a j instead????????

Your name is VRISKA SERKET and you're living on the LAME BLUE HUMAN PLANET. You're NINE AND A HALF SWEEPS or A LITTLE OVER TWENTY Earth years old.

You live in a one-bedroom apartment in an Earth city. You work as an IMPOLITE WAITRESS in a small diner. You make rent by being good at your job and PERSUADING your boss to pay you well enough.

You've become something of a PARTY GIRL and enjoy experimenting with HUMAN DRUGS. You also like consuming COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL and CRASHING PARTIES.

[Independent Vriska RP 8log]